Nether Providence Soap Company
Planning our 1,100 mile journey into the Beyonds of New England, Cat and I meticulously run through checklists: Tent stakes, extra water, bug stuff, DEF-finitely. Litter for two with an extra pan – she pretends this is in case she has company. *wink* We gloss over her diabetes. Small familiar items which turn our 26 sq.ft camper into home. Coffee on the hob, premium wet food, a nice blanket, plenty of clean tee shirts.
But wait! The tin rings flat! An acquiescence to age, a lotion bar for feet, hands, neck, gone already? Cat strikes up her favorite tune, tail in tempo, whiskers whisking: But yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today!
Available only from ONE vendor in the entire universe! We dial . . . An answering machine. SHE’s already on HER quest! Can camper routine be home without a Nether Providence Peppermint Menthol lotion bar in my dopp kit?
Mulling options with wrinkled brow, the phone mambos. Amazement! Saarene has a solution! Her friend will bring our product to market. Yay! Serenity Now !!
White Mountains, route traced with the lucky green-ink fountain pen, Christmas ‘year around with Peppermint/Menthol lotion bars, Happy Cat, snacks !! What could be better? I’m feeling younger. Cat purrs I’m looking younger too, with Nether Providence Lotion Bars.